Donald Trump Bible is a modern version of the bible written by Rick Magnuson. It takes place in New York City in 2020. Donald Trump is god and other notable celebrities play supporting roles. All the names and locations in ancient scripture have been updated with modern counterparts. The version contains contemporary event such as Covid-19 and the death of George Floyd. It is made of the finest leather and real 22k gold gilding. It is relevant - nothing more, nothing less. q

Pricing for Trump Bible 2020

White male                                        $10,000

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Female                                                add 10%

Asian, Latino, Black                        add 20%

Native American                             add 25%

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Christianity                                        scratch

Islam                                                    add 25% (fundamentalist add 50%)

Judaism                                               add 25% (orthodox add 50%)

Sikhism                                                add 20%

Confucianism                                    add 20%

Hinduism                                            add 20%

Buddhism                                           add 20%

Agnostic                                              add 25%

Atheism                                              add 35%

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Republican                                         scratch

Independent                                     add 5%   

Democrat                                           add 25%

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Heterosexual                                     scratch

Lesbian                                                add 10%

Gay                                                       add 15%

Bisexual                                               add 5%

Transgender                                      add 15%

Non-binary                                        add 25%

The base price for a Trump Bible is $10,000. There will be no more than 100 hardcover Trump Bibles produced.

Every Trump Bible will be signed by Rick Magnuson. Also included in the sale is a 2’ x 3’ photograph and the selling contract signed by Rick Magnuson (with the final purchase price).